Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

George Lucas Jokes More George Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

English Jokes More English Jokes

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Fraternity Jokes More Fraternity Jokes

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.