Lucas Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who worships Doritos?

A Chipmonk.

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.

Fraternity Jokes More Fraternity Jokes

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

George Lucas Jokes More George Lucas Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.