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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

What do the members of Blackstreet like on their sandwiches?

Mayo mayo mayo mayooooooooooooooooo

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What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.