Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Feminist Picnic Jokes More Feminist Picnic Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.