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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.