How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

How did the cavemen in the far east protect themselves?

They Rocked their doors.

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall