How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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What do you call an affectionate island?

Isle of view

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Picket Fence Jokes More Picket Fence Jokes

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Mini Skirt Jokes More Mini Skirt Jokes

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco?

Their balls will show.

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.