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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.