How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

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How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

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What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise