Feminist Picnic Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

Whats the problem with feminist picnics?

None of them make the sandwiches.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why are elevator jokes so funny?

Because they work on so many levels

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb: jelly ratio in the midwest!

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!