Because they never have any sandwiches.
Because they all refused to make sandwiches.
Because nobody made sandwiches
None of them make the sandwiches.
A sub-marine
Wi' jam in
They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.
A Private Tutor.
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
He worked it out with a pencil!
The vegan club
He was expecting showers.
Her husband on a date.
They don't like to look down on the unemployed
I don't like sprouts!
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.