Feminist Picnic Jokes

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.