Feminist Picnic Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches?

Wi' jam in

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs