Because they all refused to make sandwiches.
Because nobody made sandwiches
None of them make the sandwiches.
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
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There was a face off in the corner
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
He was expecting showers.
A Friar
Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
Because they don't have anybody to go with.
Because it's the first date.
