Anybody Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What does DJ Khaled call his Mexican friends?

Another Juan

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Feminist Picnic Jokes More Feminist Picnic Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

Because nobody made sandwiches

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.