Because they don't have anybody to go with.
Because they never have any sandwiches.
Because it's the first date.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
Because he was stuck in denial.
A hedgehog.
"Would you like fries with that "
Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.
HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!
Because Noel.
Antiquing.
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!
Because it was despair
He over 'd
It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
A pair.