Anybody Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!