Anybody Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

What do you call a coi fish that can't swim?

A decoi

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

What do Mexican and Black people have in common?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.