What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed