What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi