What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

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What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.