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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween