What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.