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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK