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What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.