What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?

Christmas, Carl

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25