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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

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Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

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What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!