Costume Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Alpaca Jokes More Alpaca Jokes

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What do you get when you cross Captain America and The Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.