Heh, disguised toast.
ME: I'm not wearing a costume
They're used to people 'goblin' them!
Trick-or-trout!
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
Because 7 ate 9
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
You pay for the pizza.
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
Because ten, nine ate!
It was a Thai.
She soldered on.
I'll be Bach.
