Costume Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What did the Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

What is an Arkansas virgin?

A girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!