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Costume Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

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What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

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Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.

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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What's a tree's favourite composer called?

Bach

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What does black Spider-Man say to Spider-Man?

No Racism please!

Robbin ' Hood Jokes More Robbin ' Hood Jokes

What is a black mans favorite Halloween costume?

Robbin Hood

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood