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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni