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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas