How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Who's there! Answer! Answer who?

Answer all over your porch! It's a mess out here!

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What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza