How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers