Transformer Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

What is a black Transformer's name?

Haramblebee

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

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Where does Arnie sit at the movies?

Aisle B - Back.

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step Up: Transformers.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

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What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

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Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

What's the difference between bruce banner and Bruce Jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.