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Transformer Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

What is a black Transformer's name?

Haramblebee

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

What's a transgender's favorite action flick?

Transformers

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee?

Have you ever blown a Transformer?

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

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Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Bruce Jenner Jokes More Bruce Jenner Jokes

Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

What is Bruce Jenner's nephew's favorite movie?

Aunt Man

Evil Jokes More Evil Jokes

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

What do you call a bee that gets engaged?

A Beyonc.

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

Row Bot Jokes More Row Bot Jokes

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

Sinc Jokes More Sinc Jokes

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

What do boats and fourier transforms have in common?

Both sinc when rect.