Transformer Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

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Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

Evil Jokes More Evil Jokes

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

Row Bot Jokes More Row Bot Jokes

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What did the penguin say to the polar bear?

Nothing, penguins live in the South Pole and polar bears live in the North Pole.

What is more dangerous than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Optimus Jokes More Optimus Jokes

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism