Transformer Jokes

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step Up: Transformers.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Evil Jokes More Evil Jokes

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?

Rabbit Hood.

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Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Engage Jokes More Engage Jokes

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What do you call a transformer in a canoe?

A row bot

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.