Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!