Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.