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Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Who abhors a vacuum more than nature?

A cat.