Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

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What is a Queens job?

She Queens and vacuums

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.