How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River