How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River