How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner