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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!