What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest