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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What was the name of the heaviest man in China?

Won ton

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest