Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
You-knew-who
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Try two pairs of stilts!
Chicken Tenders.
Winning the game tournament!
Because it needs some bragging rights.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest
