Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
Boko Harambe
Gorillaz
Heck
When he shoots, someone else scores.
Because Russia was Stalin
So they won't run out of time
Because she was a girl.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I don't have Ferrari in my garage.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
