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Cincinnati Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?

A gooseberry is green!

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What do you call a cantaloupe who can't elope?

A cantaloupe. The spelling is completely different...

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

Gorillaz Jokes More Gorillaz Jokes

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin