Cincinnati Jokes

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go".

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions?

Because there is no try.

Gorillaz Jokes More Gorillaz Jokes

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?