A baseball team
She kept running away from the ball
Because when he grows up he will be Batman.
It didn't have any fans!
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
The New York Mankeys!
Because she was a girl.
Leaves Earth*
Christian Bale Hah
Because 7 8 9.
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
About 6 hours.
The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign
They were too GUI.
11, because it has another one.
I n c o r r e c t l y
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Squish it in your hand.
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
The New York Necks
Cause she ran away from the ball