A baseball team
She kept running away from the ball
Because when he grows up he will be Batman.
It didn't have any fans!
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!
The New York Mankeys!
Because she was a girl.
A bundt cake!
5-5-2-2.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Because 0 1 2
Because 10 9 8
It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.
100$ bill
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Long Island.
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
Are we there soon?" "Not jet."
Cool your jets.
