We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
A brownie.
Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.
Because she was a girl.
They were too GUI.
Two test tickles
I'm getting the fudge outta here!
An inj-oink-tion.
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
The former owner of a Note 7
Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".
Cold turkey.
Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!
She laid a sidewalk!
Because it only ate condensed milk!
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Because Sharon is Karen.
Because he wanted a hot rod.
It already has at least hundred degrees
