Brownie Jokes

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?