Brownie Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

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What is a police officer's least favorite dessert?

A brownie.

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls)

What do you call it when a girl named "Sandy" Punches someone?

Sandy hook.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Which was?

We ate Bill" OMG. How long were you in there "4 minutes"

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are life long overweight people funny?

Growing up they hear the best jokes.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

How do you know if a hippo is in your oven?

The door won't close

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.