Brownie Jokes

What is a police officer's least favorite dessert?

A brownie.

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

Factory Jokes More Factory Jokes

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

Bake Potato Jokes More Bake Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!