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Bake Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you call a chubby girl that's high?

A baked potato.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

Idaho Jokes More Idaho Jokes

Why were there only 49 contestants in the National Ebonics Beauty Pageant?

Nobody wanted to wear the sash that says "Idaho".

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.