Bake Potato Jokes

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How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

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What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)