Bake Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

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What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

What do cows sit on?

Couches

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Soccer and Baseball?

Golbat.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.