Bake Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What do you call a chubby girl that's high?

A baked potato.

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Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.