Bake Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

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What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony

House Fire Jokes More House Fire Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

Colorado Jokes More Colorado Jokes

What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.