Syndrome Jokes

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

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What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

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Why did Jesus deactivate his Instagram account?

Because he only had 12 followers.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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What do you call it when you give a downy kid weed?

Baked potato.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

Tag Jokes More Tag Jokes

Why don't Dunkin' Donuts employees wear name tags?

It wouldn't fit on their shirt.

What's the policy at French morgues?

Baguette and tag it.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

George Jokes More George Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What is the formula for water?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O!