Syndrome Jokes

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Pot Head Jokes More Pot Head Jokes
Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a turtle that sends pictures to everyone?

A Snapping Turtle

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

What was Cher doing before she was born?

She was a preacher.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.