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What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

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He wanted rich milk!

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Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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He was born ina 1818.

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Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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