Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
Because he has down syndrome
Brucism
Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.
OCDC
Because they're baked snacks.
We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
Your girl has to chew before she swallows.
The rest of her is cold too.
Because they've had their chloro-fill.
Because it was s knotty pine!
Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.
Post-upload skepticism
If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.
An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
Rice.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
A baked potato
A baked potato.
