What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

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What do you call a stoned Irishman?

A baked potato.

What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato