Canadian club on the rocks.
Anything but Canadian Club..
The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
With a crowbar
Breaking the seal on a rock.
A polar bear
Because that might be your bike
Let's Rock and Roll.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
Mrs Hawking
A sand bar.
Because you need to be 21 to get in.
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
