Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What is a Canadian's favourite letter?

Eh?

What do you call a Canadian rap group?

Poutine Clan

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How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Seal Favorite Drink Jokes More Seal Favorite Drink Jokes

What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda

What's a seal's favorite drink?

Canadian Club on the rocks.