Canadian club on the rocks.
The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
To find a Significant Otter.
They both love clubbin'
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
Rigged, for her pleasure.
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
By crawling to the counter " GET OUT
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
On the rocks.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
Klondike Bars
Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.
Canadian Club on the rocks.
Club soda
