Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What's a seal's favorite drink?

Canadian Club on the rocks.

What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

How do you know if someone was in the navy?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT