Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda

What's a seal's favorite drink?

Canadian Club on the rocks.

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

Breaking the seal on a rock.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ()