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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

Why does The Rock love Sonic the Hedgehog?

IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."