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What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.