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What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.