What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

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Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.