What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

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What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.