What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

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Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."