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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

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How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."