How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

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Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

How do you get 50 Canadians out of the swimming pool?

Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."