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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."