What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Quicksand Jokes More Quicksand Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

Prescription Jokes More Prescription Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT