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Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

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Amfetamines

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She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

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So he could make his 4Chan.

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What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

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Because polly wanted a cracker

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Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.