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Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you call a black man in space?

NASA first called it Albert

What do you call a black man with a gun?

You call him "sir".

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.