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What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.