Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke