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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.