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Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

What do you call a Canadian enchilada?

A centimeter-alada