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Merry Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What did the ghost say on December 25th?

Scary Christmas!

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

What di you call a snowman in May?

A puddle!

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!