Merry Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

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How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

How does a Facebook employee greet each other?

Hey there, whatsapp!!

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

Happy People Jokes More Happy People Jokes

Where do the happy people of Baltimore live?

In a merry land.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.