Merry Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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How did Maxwell greet Ampre?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas?

A furry Merry Christmas & Happy mew year"!

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What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a drunk executioner?

A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes

Merry Round Jokes More Merry Round Jokes

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

Get off the merry-go-round!

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Attend Jokes More Attend Jokes

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

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