A snowfake.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
They lie still.
A centipede
A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
An ill-eagle
They are both santa clauses.
Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
A phoney friend!
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
Ha, you really think rocks can talk
Tenish.
To get to the other side.
Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.
One's a pro, and one's a con.
