Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

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Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.