Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

Becau

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments?

Wow, such empty