How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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What's black and married to my daughter?

Nothing because I'm a good parent.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks