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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What's the difference between a pig and a ham sandwich?

You can get a prosecutor to indict the ham sandwich.

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers