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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

In a hambulance.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks