How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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Why don't you get married?

Me: I've never been that hungry.

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.