How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.