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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?

Give her a shovel.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

What does the Fox say?

The truth is out there.