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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

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What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?

Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.