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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

My phone is turned off.