How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

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How do long distance runners send e-mail?

On the sprin-ternet.

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

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What di you call a snowman in May?

A puddle!

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.