How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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What's a hippies favorite animal?

An elk. He's got the E. the L. and the K.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.