How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics