How do snowmen read their e-mails?

With an icy-stare!

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.