What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!