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What do mathematicians read for fun?

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How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What's the difference between a mathematician and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

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Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.