What do mathematicians read for fun?

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.