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What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Why is camping so fun?

It's in tents!