South Korean Jokes

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

We have the Iron Giant

South Koreans Jokes More South Koreans Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning...

What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

What did one lesbian vampire say to her lover?

See you next month.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.