South Korean Jokes

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

How do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot.

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Impeach Jokes More Impeach Jokes

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

Why don't North Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar