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What did Mitt Romney say to C3P0?

Threepio, hand me those binders, willya

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Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%