What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

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What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men?

Maddie McCan

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.