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What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why are doctors always calm?

They have a lot of patients. Sorry.

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Bermuda Triangle Jokes More Bermuda Triangle Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.