Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

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What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

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Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah