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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)