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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

Product Jokes More Product Jokes

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.