How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!