How do you end a relationship fight?

You break it up.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.