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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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Why are foodfights forbidden in Japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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How do you make the 12th man Happy?

FIRE BEVELL

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.