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What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

Who wants 2 try?

Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

When is a rabbi dishonest?

July

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How do you make the 12th man Happy?

FIRE BEVELL

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.