What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

July Jokes More July Jokes

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

12th Jokes More 12th Jokes

How do you make the 12th man Happy?

FIRE BEVELL

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!