Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
The store guard.
Your products are fruity.
R/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.