You can't get to the root of the problem.
It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
You only get paid in tips.
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
They say "I'm rooting for you"
The potato famine.