Rar Jokes

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

Rar Jokes

What do software pirates say?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What happens when you zip up a lion?

What's an emo's favorite file type?

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

What is a pirates favorite file type?

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