Rar Jokes

What do software pirates say?

RAR

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's an emo's favorite file type?

Rar

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What is a pirates favorite file type?

Rar

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Zip Jokes More Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

What kind of bee can't be understood?

A mumble bee!

Winzip Jokes More Winzip Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

Compress Jokes More Compress Jokes

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR