Rar Jokes

What do software pirates say?

RAR

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's an emo's favorite file type?

Rar

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What is a pirates favorite file type?

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Compress Jokes More Compress Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

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Winzip Jokes More Winzip Jokes

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Zip Jokes More Zip Jokes

What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

File Jokes More File Jokes

What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.