Rar Jokes

What do software pirates say?

RAR

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What's an emo's favorite file type?

Rar

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

What is a pirates favorite file type?

Rar

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

Winzip Jokes More Winzip Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him: Um, ten bucks? Me: Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

File Jokes More File Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

How do librarians file melted marshmallows?

According to the Gooey Decimal System.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Compress Jokes More Compress Jokes

What format do Emo's prefer to compress files?

RAR

Format Jokes More Format Jokes

Which format are the images you send?

Customer: "Rectangular 15x11 centimeters."

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.