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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.