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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

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How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y