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What do you call someone whose filed bankruptcy 4 times and divorced twice?

A GOP Presidential candidate.

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How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

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What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.