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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

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Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96