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Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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An irrelephant.

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Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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Why do strippers look better in the club than outside the club?

Black lights matter.

What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

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