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What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Deaf Guy Jokes More Deaf Guy Jokes

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone

What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point