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What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas?

A Headphone