Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!