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Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.