Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

What do you call it when you make fun of someone's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.