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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron