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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

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What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron