What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What does Tupperware and a sealion have in common?

They both like a tight seal.