How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

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What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!

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What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

Removed

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!